Monday is over and only Tuesday and Wednesday stands between me and Thursday. I’m going home on Thursday! I can’t wait!
This picture was taken in the Tsim Sha Tsui district in Hong Kong on Saturday night. An Indian restaurant, a kitchen house ware store, 24 hr internet cafe and .. hel-lo! Van der Merwe’s Camera and Video Shop! South African flag on the sign and above the sign, see it? Background note to non-South Africans : Van der Merwe jokes make fun of Afrikaners , Van der Merwe being a stereotypical Dutch name.
Is this joke too risqué? Too late, here it is. The doctor wanted to go hunting, he calls his assistant Koos van der Merwe and tells him ‘Yes Koos, I am going hunting tomorrow, we don’t want to close the clinic, and I ask you to take care of our patients’. ‘Yes, doctor …’ answers Koos.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the next day and asks:’So Koos, how was your day?’
Koos tells him he took care of 3 patients:
The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.
‘Great Koos, and the second one?’ asks the doctor.
‘The second one had an upset stomach and I gave him MAALOX, doctor’ says Koos.
‘Yislaaaaaaaik Koos you’re good at this and what about the third one?’ asks the doctor.
‘Man! I was waiting for more patients and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters hot and bothered, she undresses herself, and lies on the table and shouts: HELP ME! For 5 years I have not seen a man!’
And what did you do Koos?!’ asks the doctor.
Koos : ‘Why – I put some eye drops in her eyes!’